If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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