I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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