Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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