Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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