Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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