...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
ok first of all what the fuck
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
