I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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