i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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