No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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