Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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