At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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