sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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