what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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