those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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