Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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