I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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