from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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