Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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