all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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