I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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