Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Randomize
