on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
