apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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