What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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