I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
