I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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