According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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