Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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