i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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