I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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