just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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