if i died would you start the facebook group?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Randomize
