walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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