redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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