Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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