i would punch a child for taco bell
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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