I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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