what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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