She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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