oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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