Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
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