you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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