i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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