i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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