I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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