He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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