So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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