Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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