I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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