i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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