You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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